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**[sammich]** · #**5151** (**permalink**) 05-02-2010, 01:53 PM

ROFLMFAOMFGWTFBBQ!!

If only you knew... Mike and Mr. X are probably 2 of the most opposite people I know. I can assure you that they are NOT the same person. But thanks for the laugh! Bahahaha

I have a story of my own...

Today being Halloween, I decided to mess with the major idiot at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash Ketchum, the Pokemon Trainer. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkip doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkipz..." I said.
"Mudkipz? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPZ," he yells.
"O RLY? So, would you ever screw a Mudkip, that," but he cuts me off before I could say "if you were a Mudkip."
"OF COURSE!" he yells, drawing attention to himself.
I respond, "Well I just happen to have a Mudkip here, and-"

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkip I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkip.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still humping the doll and making a disturbing "UUUNGHHHHH YESSSSS" sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an officer later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: Do u liek Mudkipz?

**KBZL** · #**5152** (**permalink**) 05-02-2010, 01:54 PM

Good story bro.

**darren.wlsn1** · #**5153** (**permalink**) 05-02-2010, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ⌥ saumaun ☢

ROFLMFAOMFGWTFBBQ!!

If only you knew... Mike and Mr. X are probably 2 of the most opposite people I know. I can assure you that they are NOT the same person. But thanks for the laugh! Bahahaha

maybe your included? juggs/mighty/saumaun all same and your trying to through us off. ya, im getting it now. lol

**KBZL** · #**5154** (**permalink**) 05-02-2010, 01:59 PM

Sau mudkipz were better.....

GaryMcQ · #**5155** (**permalink**) 05-02-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ⌥ saumaun ☢

ROFLMFAOMFGWTFBBQ!!

If only you knew... Mike and Mr. X are probably 2 of the most opposite people I know. I can assure you that they are NOT the same person. But thanks for the laugh! Bahahaha

Hey, Clark Kent and Superman were pretty opposite. THAT's what makes for a REALLY good secret identy!!

**[sammich]** · #**5156** (**permalink**) 05-02-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GaryMcQ

Hey, Clark Kent and Superman were pretty opposite. THAT's what makes for a REALLY good secret identy!!

Haha point taken... But seriously, the idea of them being the same person is hilarious! It's just... Mike and Mr. X are such good guys. They work together on most of their stuff lol.

LETS START A CONSPIRACY INVESTIGATION!!!