Sprint TEP app doesn't support Epic. Post your rant here>

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So PPCG reported on the new Total Equipment Protection app and I'm thinking this is a good thing. So then I go check it out at Sprint.com/Protection just to find out that the app isn't supported on the Epic. Really?

Can somebody explain to me why Sprint continues to diss the Epic? IT’S THE BEST PHONE THEY SELL, is it too much to ask for a little support?
Oh, and I just noticed that the locate function works through text. Awesome, since I will most likely not be receiving texts while my phone is lost. A company run by idiots, for real.