Maps for cell phone!!!

[dogdaynoon]

SERIOUSLY!
Why is it so fn' hard to find a fn' map for my fn' HTC Touch Pro.(or windows mobile for that matter)
Every one has map software!
Every one can show maps while online!
But WTF, where are some downlodable maps that work with any of this shit!
I have been looking for 2 DAYS now!
I don't need any stupid street maps. There are street maps in every phone book out there.
Were talking topo or terrain maps. I don't want any caching software either, there are plenty of those apps out there and they are bs.
This is what I want....
Download map, look at map on cell phone, gps positioning on the map that i am looking at. Not to hard i wouldn't think????
Apparently Im a fn' idiot though!
Any help would be appreciated. This is getting old!