What do I tell to an iPhone user who drops my Mogul?

[PropagandaX]

Call him an "i-zombie" and tell him to have fun with his i-tunes bs.

[jamesus]

You could also take out the battery and put in a different one...

[SINNN]

Ok... do this tomorrow on monday moring. When the iphone dork is sitting on his chair, just walk up behind him and give him a Sparta 300 Kick on his back and say ... "This is Mogulia!" !1!!!!!! KAaaaPOW!!!!!!!!!

[JackSchitt28]

ha ha this thread got weird since the first time i read it.

[jtrag]

I can't tell if this turned into an iphone bashing thread or a titan bashing thread or both. I'm confused. Does this thread really have a point or is it just here for entertainment? Some of these responses are very entertaining.

[biglee]

I had a guy next to me on the plane on Friday who was raving about his Iphone. How it was so great and how there was no other phone that was better...I showed him my Mogul and he said it wasn't even close. I agreed........

I quickly launched Slingplayer and showed him that I can watch Live TV. Can you....NO.
I then launched Sirius WM5 and listened to Satelite Radio....Can You.....NO.
I then showed him my TOMTOM w/ GPS...Another No.
Excel, Word, PPT, ....No go as well....

I even popped out my battery and put a fresh one in...Guess the Iphone can't do that either.

Slide out the keyboard to add insult to injury and he was very quiet.....

[ETphoneHOME]

I would beat the iphone user(or anyone else who drops my phone) with kindness. Lolz

[nikki2beeps]

"iphone? Junk right out of the box" "revolutionary software" Are you kidding? The only reolutionary software on the iphone is visual voicemail which is carrier dependant. Can you think of anything other than that, that you can do on an iphone that you couldn't do on 5 other devices for more than 3 or 4 years.Come on the iphone has 2 great features advertising and marketing. If I had a choice between a blackberry and an iphone Id get it. If I have a choice between an iphone and any real convergence device I'd choose anything but an iphone. It does have decent battery life but any iphone user will tell you it gets 2 to 2.5 hrs of actually using the device for what it is intended ie; wifi surfing, mp3 etc. This shouldn't be a big deal just pop in a freshly charged battery and you'll be fine. Instead I have to stay in the car or near an outlet.(Really mobile) Hardware is the best thing going for the device. It looks sleek and pretty, processor is good, and auto rotate is way cool.If you ever try to respond to an email on the thing you'll see why it should have come with a stylus.I think for now I'll live with fliping out my full keyboard for the screen to rotate. I am not a wm6 fanboy nor am I against apple but I am tired of them renaming the wheel and being the first device on the market ever to use one. Hmm phone with an mp3 player built in that surfs the web and gives me email?? wow amazing, especially in yr 2000 when I bought my first real convergence device.I guess apple should invent a little card that would slip in the side of the device that would give you more storage memory. Call it an icard or ichip it will be revolutionary hardware design. Oops, nevermind they will just sell me another device with larger internal storage capacity. It will be an easy up-sell when they go to replace the battery in my current device because I've burnt it out from plugging it in 5 times a day.

[compulsionNRA]

I declare all iphone users dead to me. I'm serious.

[NightMKoder]

Look at your phone screen down on the ground, stare at it for a while while he babbles. Then suddenly grab his iPhone, throw it up in the air, watch it land on its screen.

Pick up both phones and laugh because his screen is cracked and you just have a few scratches. (Idea from Kevin Rose)