What do I tell to an iPhone user who drops my Mogul? - Page 3

rawr · #1 (**permalink**) 10-21-2007, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SINNN

Ok.. ill throw in my insult since everyone else is doing it. I think you should have grab him by his testicles and slam them down on the ground. Then stomp them hard untill they look like pancakes. Then ,with a spatula unstick them from the ground and throw them in a barbe q grill. turn them over every 2 minutes. then prepare some Buns,tomatoes,bacon,ketchut,mustard,lettuce and some seasoning. Then once the testicles look well done ,slap them all into a nice nutpatty burger. Then.. tell hikm thisis his lunch.

that's almost worthy of being on sickipedia....

compulsionNRA · #2 (**permalink**) 10-31-2007, 07:23 AM

I declare all iphone users dead to me. I'm serious.

aughsum · #3 (**permalink**) 10-20-2007, 08:36 PM

i dont know what id do in that situation.. id probaly give him the "wow your retarted" eyes and tell him to get on google. mogul>iphone.

canospinach · #4 (**permalink**) 10-21-2007, 02:26 AM

Clearly the iPhone owner was jealous hence his attempt to break your competitive piece of hardware. I dont think they can really help themselves. They had to wait soooo long for an overhyped-underdelivered piece of hardware its bound to drive a few to foaming at the mouth rage fits over something so obviously superior as an HTC product

I see this myself often. In fact i have taken to carrying a 1st gen Ipod as a sizeable weapon for my own self-defense just to beat the moron-iphone owners back to their tinker toy playground.

tis true....iPhone....even babies need toys

poorlyduck · #5 (**permalink**) 10-21-2007, 04:15 AM

kick him in the balls and chock him till you put him a sleep, steal his iphone and sell it on ebay

jtrag · #6 (**permalink**) 10-21-2007, 07:55 AM

Name one thing the Iphone does that we can't do with a Titan. Now name as many things as you can, that we can do with the Titan, that we can't do with the Iphone. Get my point? Maybe you should point that out to him.

**jamesus** · #7 (**permalink**) 10-21-2007, 09:54 AM

Ask him how it feels to follow the lemmings...

permalink · #8 (**permalink**) 10-21-2007, 12:58 PM

Opinions very and people are entitled to thiers. However If someone were to actually drop mine intentionally I would tell him that he might as well get used to liking the Mogul... because he just bought one.