Goodbye Touch Pro 2!

[knifesong]

I wish I could say it was a good run, but our relationship was rocky from the start. Sure, you said we would work out great once you got in shape and shed your stock ROM... but alas, that was never to be. Mighty ROM, Energy, one or two others. You would sleep randomly, often without waking. Sometimes I'd try to end a call and you wouldn't hang up. Other times I'd get into google maps and you would just go off and do your own thing. Web surfing? Ha! That's a good one. From time to time you'd hit a web page, and when you did, would you be able to handle it? Gmail? Oh my, now that was taking on more than you could chew. Through it all, I held out hopes for a fully functioning android port. That was another exercise in futility. Took forever for battery indicators to work. Speaker issues galore. Screen sensitivity issues. Battery would die quickly.

I'm so frustrated with you, old touch pro 2, that I've actually switched back to my CENTRO. That's right, CENTRO. The web browser stinks but I find it still works better than yours! ...and I can actually make phone calls and send text messages.

You shall now find yourself for sale on craigslist. At this point I'd settle for enough money to buy a hot dog and Snapple. If I managed to get enough for that, I'd derive more satisfaction from that paltry meal that you've ever given me.