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Re: Goodbye Touch Pro 2!

I kninda know what you mean... When I had her... She was a workhorse... I kept her on her upgraded version of stock rom (6.5) ... Still a bit overweight but she worked for me... We called, texted, tweeted, and even facebooked. Towards the end of our relationship though... I found myself attracted to others. Others that offered me so much more... I stuck with her because she could give me access to my exchange mail and my Microsoft Office documents... Then I heard about this tall slender beautiful EVO. She could give me EVERYTHING my TP2 could and she could do it better faster and with a much better and friendlier experience. I fought her advances as I felt love for TP2's parent Microsoft, I loved feeling her physical keyboard and felt it would take me time to acclamate to anything less. The little creepy green robot also turned me off. But the longer I went and the more I saw that cool friends I long cared to hang with like Pandora and Angry Birds and so on and so forth... The more I found myself going to the Sprint store to flirt with EVO and her cousin Epic.
Epic attempted to seduce me with her keyboard but it was no where near as nice as TP2's so I didn't bite besides EVO's 4.3" personality really shone through and she is so slender and shiny. When I saw her wearing a white back it was over. I fell hook line and sinker. I left TP2 on my nightstand as a wifi Slacker player and secondary charger for my EVO battery as they are the same size. I talk to TP2 from time to time... But compared to EVO she looks fatter than ever and she's so unresponsive to my touch and she always wants me to use a marital aid on her (stilus). I can't quite let go of her yet because we have lots of memories together. But every day I see her less and less. EVO is ALWAYS at my side and has yet to dissapoint me or make me regret my decision. But the cycle continues... EVO's younger sister is just as thin and has the same 4.3" personality but this one is 3D and she's got a younger faster heart... She calls my name from time to time but only from the other side of my monitor. I have not yet enjoyed carressing her but I will. EVO will be jealous but she'll get over it. Who can blame me... I'm only a man.
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