What do I tell to an iPhone user who drops my Mogul?

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I had a guy next to me on the plane on Friday who was raving about his Iphone. How it was so great and how there was no other phone that was better...I showed him my Mogul and he said it wasn't even close. I agreed........

I quickly launched Slingplayer and showed him that I can watch Live TV. Can you....NO.
I then launched Sirius WM5 and listened to Satelite Radio....Can You.....NO.
I then showed him my TOMTOM w/ GPS...Another No.
Excel, Word, PPT, ....No go as well....

I even popped out my battery and put a fresh one in...Guess the Iphone can't do that either.

Slide out the keyboard to add insult to injury and he was very quiet.....