Wishlist for my first Android phone

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I was going to take the leap and buy a DROID, but I decided to wait for the next generation of Android phones in 2010.
Below describes my DREAM device that I am holding out for.
If a model dangerously close to these specs doesn't arise by April 2010, I will just destroy my current phone (Vogue) and use two Dixie cups and some string when placing calls. I am sure to have a VERY cheap calling plan and NO roaming charges!

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Brand: HTC
Service Provider: Verizon or Sprint
Expected;Release-Date: January, 2010
Project Codename: HTC Friggin' Awesome
Dimensions: Same as the Moto DROID, but as sexy as the ERIS
Operating System: Google Android 2.1
Microprocessor: Chipset CPU+Clock: 1000 MHz
CPU: Qualcomm Snapdragon QSD8250
Memory Storage:capacity
RAM capacity: 512 MiB
ROM capacity: 512 MiB
Display Diagonal: 4.0"
Display Resolution: 480 x 800
Microphone(s): stereo
Loudspeaker(s): stereo
Audio Output: 3.5mm
Cellular Networks: CDMA + GSM (for awesomeness)
Call Alert: Audio or Video
Vibrating Alert: Supported
Speakerphone: Supported
Control Peripherals
Positioning Device: Multi-touch screen
Primary Keyboard: SLIDE & TILT FULL QWERTY (uber slim)
Directional Pad: on QWERTY keyboard
Scroll Wheel: Supported
Interfaces
Expansion:Slots: microSD
USB: USB 2.0
Bluetooth: Bluetooth 2.1 + EDR
Wireless-LAN: 802.11b+g+n
Infrared-Gate: Supported
Analog+Radio;Receiver: FM radio
Built-in_GPS-module: Supported + Assisted GPS, QuickGPS, Geotagging
Main Camera: 5.0 MP
Autofocus: Supported
Optical Zoom: 2 x
Macro Mode: Supported
Built-in+Flash: mobile light (LED)
Secondary Camera: Front facing camera for 2-way video calls
Accelerometer: Supported
Battery Capacity: 2400 mAh (uber slim)
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