Debating on going with the Touch or iPhone

[wickedklown]

Geez people. By these rantings im almost positive were all a product of the great American public school system so to do battle over the english grammar is like winning the special olympics. its a great feeling but your not gonna get the next Nike contract.
So get to the point. how does the iphone "Almost/nearly/Totally/withnoremorse" or whatever 1950's batman "POW" description you'd like to use Crush the Touch?? Never owned one but willing to jump ship as better devices come out.