Opera not working with stock settings

[protocol_droid]

So I received my tp. I've done no modding whatsoever, only phone calls so far. When just booting up the opera browser, the little yellow loading bar at the bottom stops and I get the red "error!" along with "Could not locate remote server". What the hell am I doing wrong?

Update: Tried the reset, still doesn't work. Trying to setup an e-mail I get a connection error. My weather functionality doesn't appear to be working either.