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Originally Posted by ScrapMaker
Why not just have a trustworthy drug dealer?
Wait, I think that's an oxymoron...
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Well lets run a scenario here....
I am going to my potpourri guy.... (A gentleman of my Noble Blood would never be involved in such buffoonery as the buying or selling of illicit drugs.... can you not tell my innocence from my user name)
I give my smelly flower vendor $20 which should entitle me to 1.7-1.8 grams of this delectable smelling cured herbal awesomeness.....
He hands me a bag and I go about my merry way to make my house smell good.
Now the theory is he pre weighed it before selling it to me...
Reality is however he is French and therefore cannot be trusted...
Upon arrival to my conveyance I whip out my phone and I notice that he gave me 1.5 Grams (Freaking cheese eating surrender monkey...)
I walk back to his abode and demand another lil chunk of potpourri in liu of an *** whoopin...
Now should I get pulled over on the way home with a scale I would serve time for Intent to deliver by posessing a scale... (Cops just do not understand the need to weigh potpourri) however with my phone I can weigh on the spot without paraphenalia and without going home to weigh it and having to waste gas driving all the way acrossed town....
Savvy?