New SERO Oct 1st

[delfin2003]

Ultimate Android Phone:

-Android 3.0 or > OS
-IPhone's Retina Display with IPhone's fantastic touch response sensetivity (HTC wake the f up on this one!!!)
-Dual Core Samsung Orion CPU
-4G
-GPS
-Bluetooth 3.0
-Wifi b/g/n
-8 Megapixel Camera with 1080P recording
-HDMI and Headphone jacks
-No bigger than TP2 in size god damn it!!!
-Same weight as Epic or lighter
-Comes in two versions with and without a keyboard

Also would be nice if: cooks, cleans, prints money, gives blowjob, has a built in projector so I can watch movies before sleep...hmm...help me out, what else did I miss.......