You know you're a titan nut when you....

[demonlordoftheround]

Originally Posted by bkhoste

When someone ask to borrow your phone and you first do a background check, DNA test, drug test, and credit check. Then you ask them to scrub their hands put on rubber gloves, a surgical mask after which you tell them you will dial for them and hold the phone to their ear just to be safe.

Let someone use my mogul? I just say the battery is dead and hope it doesn't ring!