Upgrading from ppc-6700 Apache (Sprint)

[Condor1919]

I'm looking for an all-everything phone. Or at least what I can get on sprint(why do they not have the latest phones?). My current phone has been in the "kitchen" and has everything I want on it, but I'm eligible for an upgrade and I need a better machine. My choices on sprint are TP2 or the Hero. Pricewise, the Hero is easier on my pocketbook, but I'd have to learn Andriod, especially when I'm ready to cook it. The TP2 is more expensive, but I know my way around WM-OS. Here are my needs:

1. Must run MSOffice Apps, Remote Desktop(Terminal),Adobe Reader, Google Apps(for GPS/Search),Facebook,Good music player(don't care which-accept voice commands a plus),Video player-see music player,file mngr, task mngr,flash ready, synch with exchange 2007 server, hotmail, yahoo mail, gmail, texting and picture mail, themed or customizable, and any good non-glitchy web browser.

2. Must be A2D2 compliant so I can listen to music thru my new bluetooth I'm getting. I workout regularly and would rather have my phone on my armband than my sansa mp3 player to take emergency calls while listening to Jay-Z or Disturbed.

3. I want to do as many tasks as possible thru voice commands.

4. Long as possible battery life, connect to wifi, be used as a shared internet connection for my laptop.

Thanks for the help!