THE USES OF THIS KERNELS MAY CAUSE
FIRE, ACID LEAKAGE, OVER CHARGED BATTERY, BATTERY MAY LAST ENTIRE DAY
RADIATION BURNS, CANCER, EXPLODING PHONE, YOUR GIRL/BOY-FRIEND TO LEAVE YOU,
DEATH, HEART ATTACK, BLINDNESS, LOSS OF HEARING,
ERECTION TO LAST LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS, ETC, ETC, ETC
IF YOU HAVE THESE ISSUES PLEASE SEE YOUR DOCTOR OR FIRE DEPARTMENT OR LOCAL SPRINT STORE
IMMEDIATELY