Funny Story

[konceptz]

Well, with all the rom this/rom that, I thought I'd share a funny story.

I was on the bus yesterday, listening to shoutcast on my so so sexy bluetooth headphones.

When I noticed this super cute girl, I mean like, the more you look, the better she gets... checking me out! (That's cool, cause i'm not the most attractive stud in the stable...)

We were making full on eye contact, which turned into a sexy staring contest when.... Bluetooth took a crap and my music started coming out my speakers! ><

Just happened to be... "ass down, face up, that's the way we like to......"

yeah, I listen to techno...

Well, it was crowded as hell, so after about a minute, with everyone staring at me, I managed to slide the pointer out with my teeth and reset the phone.

Needless to say she looked away for the rest of the ride...

[MrHappy]

busted

[nuguy]

really? a$$ down - face up?

I could swear it's face down - a$$ up

@ least that's the way I...

shoulda still got those digits - sounds like she was interested.

Now to throw this on topic for the forum:

List the best ways to use your apache to attract the opposite sex?

1) blujack her sliver w/ a 'secret whisper' message.

2) using notepad write a short intro asking for her # hand her the phone and the stylus (bonus if it's a nice stylus pen).

3)...

[luv2chill]

Funny story, but why did it take you a minute to stop it? All you had to do was press the power button to stop the music immediately.

Yeah A2DP sucks with the MS stack. I couldn't stand the phased, metallic sound quality but it's got plenty of other problems too.

[konceptz]

3)..

"I see you have a cell phone..."
"uh huh.."
"I have one too, and it's big!"

4) Record a pick up line, then jack her Motorolla bluetooth headset by using "0000" for the log in code.

5) Enlarge the speaker and play mood music on the 1st date.

6) Download a remote control and keep turning the channel to porn.

7) um, Apache is the least sexy phone on the market, except for the loltreo

[supadoggie]

what ROM are you running and what bluetooth headphones?

ever figure out why it crapped out?


you still should have tried to get her number..

[konceptz]

I got bluetooth working fine now.

I honestly don't remember what rom I was using.

[jamesus]

You should have just looked at her and said "That's how I roll."

May not have won her heart, but you never know. Girls always say they are looking for someone who makes them laugh, and maybe she would have laughed at that one!

[dzuchowski]

i had a ringtone that went off that said "you have ta fuck your bitch to get rich" song

[colonel]

Hell, I had VC read some spam email headers about porn and enlarging your penis through the speaker instead of the headset. Of course, this happened while I was dealing with customers. Luckily they understood what happened once I explained VC and that it was spam email.