about touch pro 2 cdma - Page 2

Siflan · #11 (**permalink**) 02-24-2009, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by hpram99

Yes this is true... however it sure feels good to give my butt-hole a rest from all the rape. Really don't care how big that piece of candy is, getting it in the *** still hurts more.
Sorry for the hijack, I'm done.

You're actually right! Verizon will reconstruct your rectum and direct the flow out of your urethra. Sounds painful, doesn't it?

**Hafrust** · #12 (**permalink**) 02-24-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by cornelious2

I hear starting threads about the touch pro 2 in these forums leads to testicular cancer.

I think you misunderstood...it leads to getting repeatedly kicked in the testicles.

**CozBoogie** · #13 (**permalink**) 02-24-2009, 01:10 PM

I'm not a doctor but I play one on tv....I'm going to perform a very delicate procedure called, "Thread-Dectomy".

late,
Dr. Coz