Any way to install an .exe without computer?

[shaneo13]

I was at work, with time on my hands, and found a game online. I could only find an .exe form of the download and was not around any computer that I could sync up with. I was just wondering if there was a way to extract the cab file on my phone. Maybe there is a website that I could upload the file to and do something like a faux sync that will install the program to the phone? Maybe I just need to be more patient.