Anyone know of any Automatic Prayer program? - Page 2

**Hafrust** · #11 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 12:15 PM

I think this is the weirdest thread I've ever read.

psiphi · #12 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 01:13 PM

You could use mortscript to schedule a event such as opening a text file, emailing some text, or even calling a number and playing a wave file back, but I'm curious why have it do it if you aren't there? Prayer is all about a personal relationship with God, right? PM me if you prefer...

nico4k · #13 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 01:46 PM

I dont even understand the question....LOL (what do your really mean to ask?)
LOL
very misleading...

rain1177 · #14 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 01:49 PM

This is too funny!!!

ZED_pt · #15 (**permalink**) 10-08-2008, 11:02 PM

this is beyond fundamentalism...

robp23 · #16 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 01:30 AM

<p>What is going on here? OP please re-phrase your question. For the sake of humanity.........and our ahhh peace of mind. This must be a joke. Phones don't say prayer. Even if they did what good is that going to do you? I give.</p>

**TheBundo** · #17 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 02:02 AM

Okay, I give. Too much vodka and a twisted sense of humor that night. Sorry, but hope you got a laugh thinking about it.

**athlet1c** · #18 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 02:06 AM

Wow that was awkward

meccadon123 · #19 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 03:55 AM

Don't give up yet OP, i just convinced my phone to pay my tithes. It paid for it's self in 2 months.

I also have the phone taking the blame for the "sexy" pictures of my girl that are on it. I just told my Pastor that the phone's camera was lusting.....not me. He told me to sprinkle it with Holy water and then make a TEP claim on it.

**lipidfats** · #20 (**permalink**) 10-09-2008, 07:02 AM

For some reason this post gave me the idea to turn my mogul into one of those fart machines by mapping a fart sound to a hardware key and pressing it whenever i wanted to break the silence.