this noob needs help

[ChristianProgrammer]

READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ
then take a break play with your phone...have a beer...talk to real people...about anything BUT your phone...
Then READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ AND READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ Then Visit XDA Developers forum and READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ READ

then come back here get some cool stuff, install it, break your phone, and hopefully you've read enough to fix it without asking questions, then wash rinse repeat

I've missed the "break your phone part" so far but I'm workin on it ...
How else will you learn ??