Help finding a suitable ROM requested

[SweetBearCub]

UPS is scheduled to deliver my Epic 4G today - My LG Optimus S is being returned. While the Optimus S is a fine device (especially for a free Android phone), coming from a TP2, I could not adjust to its smaller screen and lack of a physical keyboard, so I called Sprint and ordered an Epic 4G as an exchange.

While I'll certainly explore the Epic 4G as-is before I root it, I'm sure I'll probably root it and upgrade its ROM rather quickly.

I spent some time surfing the Epic 4G upgrade sub-forum, but I can't make sense of all the diferent ROMs. Information overload. I'd appreciate it if I could get some guidance on finding a ROM that meets these criteria:

1) Android 2.3 (preferred) or 2.2.1 base.
2) "Desktop-compatible" Flash 10.1 (Hulu-capable, for example).
3) JIT and other "speed hacks" fully enabled.
4) Able to be over and under-clocked.
5) Able to connect to and use Ad-Hoc WiFi (unlike un-modified Android code).
6) No Sprint bloatware.
7) Completely stock/non-custom interface.

Thanks!