Raphael Sucks and why

[zero157h7]

I think you guys are missing some core functionality that should be added in to the op's list.

1. BUBBLE SHIELD- I should be able to throw the phone on the ground and a bubble shield pop up.
2. Automatic Abortion Kit- This is a must have. Carrying around a phone this sexy is bound to make the chances of the ladies getting preggers go up.

[GoodThings2Life]

I think it should also feature warp speed travel and molecular transport functionality. Maybe while we're at it, it can have a powerful electrical beam weapon as well that stuns on first shot, kills on second, and vaporizes on third!

Seriously, what the heck is the point of this thread other than to gripe about a product that isn't even out yet and is constantly subject to change until it is?

[aledc78]

I wish it would play Blu-ray discs, ps3 games and came with a surround sound system... i need it when viewing youtube...

[Tiberius85]

I want one to have a nuclear self destruct sequence on it, you know, to vaporize anything within 30 miles.

[zero157h7]

Originally Posted by Tiberius85

I want one to have a nuclear self destruct sequence on it, you know, to vaporize anything within 30 miles.

Ok, now you are getting a bit ridiculous.

[atomsmasher]

You guys are all wrong, the phone that needs to be built is one simply made out of that material the villain in terminator 2 was made out of. You can use it to check your email, watch movies, stab someone in the neck, etc.

Oh yea and also it allows you to time travel, and uhm it makes you invisible, and also it grants you unlimited wishes.. Ok i think that covers it.

[Jef_Leppard]

if you dont know when you need new underwear then then string and cans is the phone for you.
on the other hand, the phone should have x-ray vision so you can see who REALLY is on the other side of the gloryhole

[privax]

Why would Microsoft name their next Windows Mobile O/S anything that starts with HTC? That doesn't make sense at all.

[Big D5]

Insulting other members is against forum rules the offenders in this thread are on notice if you do it again you will receive a ban. This thread has taken a bad turn so I am closing it. I will leave it up for a few days to remind the Mods who the offenders were