Please help ~ Weight Issue

[Aniken]

Over the last two or three days I've had the displeasure of having my fat face touch the beautiful touch screen or the touch pro only to realize that I'm again calling someone in Houston, Tx or maybe sending some stupid text message to someone I never wanted to talk to. Ok.. vent is over.. I think....

Problem solving. Does anyone know of any way, hack, edit, fix, plug, rom, brick or bat that will prevent my FAT face from causing the touch screen to go nuts??

I know I'm calling myself fat, and pretty much being pretty hard on "me" but this phone is awesome. I love it to much to blame.

Thanks for any help. Looking forward to the help.