4th keyboard dead, Asurion immediately offers "upgrade"

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HTC PPC-6900

I asked about other options, none of which were appealing to me, and before I even pronounced the "two" in Touch Pro 2, the rep cut me off:

"we've gotten a lot of request for it, we don't have it yet, at all, would you like a Curve?"

I asked for another TP and quickly wondered if it would last more or less than the previous best of 43 days. It's a shame because the phone looks like it was just unboxed