[sprintrjm]

after i get a corner up, i pry half the cover up, sprinkle some sand under the screen and re apply the old screen. I then take my phone and ram it into my sink disposal, i pulse for only 2 seconds 3 times. more on that pulse thing later. I use my toilet water to clean off the larger chunks. next i take a nylon stocking and fill it with honey, minus the bee's. I rub the phone near my elbow, because thats where mommy liked me to rub off her dead dry skin.

Now comes the fun part.

pry up the L key from the slide out keyboard. Discard the rest of the phone. put the L key in a broken right in ear hearing aid, pop that little guy in your left ear. Presto your nearly half way there.

Stay tuned for the next installment of phone phun.