[lgmayka]

This program has a fatal flaw: Apparently, it automatically puts your name in some directory where any clown can call you at any hour of the day.

Today, at 3 a.m., my phone started ringing (its regular ring). I woke up, assumed it was a family emergency, and tried to answer the phone the usual way. The ringing turned out to be some clown trying to make a video call to me. I actually heard his voice saying, "Haro-o!" even though I rejected the call.