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All PPCGeeks.com members are hereby served with notice of the following:
- When referring to his lordship Helmi_c one much use his proper title at all times.
- Whenever you mention his lordship Helmi_c one must make the sign of the "H" on their chest. For heathens who do not carry the original knowledge of his lordship Helmi_c the sign of the "H" is made by touching the fingertips of your right hand to your left shoulder, your left hip, your right shoulder, your right hip, your left nip and finally your right nip.
- His lordship "Helmi_c" will from here-on only ever appear as a capitalized name.
- Whenever hard liquor is consumed it is now customary for at least 1 oz, but never more than 10 oz of hard liquor be poured out onto the ground in offering to his lordship Helmi_c.
- One must never, ever, EVER take the name of his lordship Helmi_c in vain.
Violation of any of these rituals will result in being branded a n00b as well as a permanent ban from PPCGeeks.com. So for helmi_c's sake don't screw around....
.....WAIT! I MEANT HIS LORDSHIP HELMI_C!!!! NOOo!!!
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