just about 5 feet into your head....
If you fall for the go ahead and take my wallet thing anyway
Good Luck fixin er!
Try removing the battery for a half hour (give the battery a charge on the base while it waits so it's fresh, pop it in, hold the power button down for about 6-7 seconds till it powers up - set it down and walk away for a few minutes till it's done booting (hopefully).
If that works make a backup right away!