[Imaginos]

Big letters were in hope that you see the point. Looks like they weren't big enough.

The claim instructions explained what was expected. Your advance exchange arrived to take the place of the phone you claim were unusable.
They sent you a prepaid return envelope for the repairable handset with the new phones. That hint was lost on you. Not just once either. Three times.

And now that you've pulled a triple scam on Sprint, you somehow decide that posting about it would be a fantastic idea?! Seriously?
You've had days to think this over now. You can't possibly have thought that you weren't going get called out about this crap.

So what was it?
Were you curious to see if others had similar success? Wondering if the hammer had already fallen on someone else? Maybe you were hoping for some misplaced hero status?

Whatever it was, your choices that led to this thread's content have been nothing but bad ideas. If you just have to persist though, take it somewhere else where you will get the recognition you seem to crave. Godspeed, kid.