Alright, everything there is right, but I don't understand what you mean by "the passwords are not 'vzw'"... if they're not "vzw" then... what are they? Usually that's how it goes... "it's not this, it's that"
I mean, do I leave them blank then? Not "vzw" but just, blank?
edit: I tried putting the DUN username/password as "dongs/nothing" and guess what? Exactly the same error... what could this mean...?

edit: ^^ In the Windows connection options, that is. Not EPST. EPST at the moment is:
Security:
HDN AN AUTH User Id(LONG): (Phone)@vzw3g.com
HDN AN AUTH Password(LONG): (blank)
PPP USER ID: (Phone)@vzw3g.com
PPP PASSWORD: vzw
(where "(phone)" is in the format 5551234567)
M.IP Settings:
(Same as OP)
M.IP Default Profile:
(Same as OP, blank secrets)
M.IP Customer Profile 1:
(Same as Default Profile & blank secrets)
M.IP Customer Profile 2 through 6:
(Same as OP except...)
MN HA SPI Set: Disable
MN HA SPI Value( Hex ): 0
MN AAA SPI Set: Disable
MN AAA SPI Value ( Hex ): 0
Reverse Tunneling Preferred: Disable
Secondary HA Address: 0.0.0.0
DMU public key(PKOID): 0