[TurboFool]

When you walk into a store and call something by a name that's completely wrong and describes something completely different than what you actually want, you foster ill will with the employee and you triple the time it takes you to get what you came in for. That's all I'm saying.

Speaking clear English and calling things by their actual names has genuine advantages over calling them anything you feel like. Try going to the car dealership and asking for a spare tire and see how much trouble they have figuring out you mean a sports car.

Go to the grocery store and ask for the sesame seeds and see how much luck you have finding hamburger buns.

Go to Walmart and ask where the buttons are and see how quickly you find women's business jackets.

Be stubborn and call things whatever you want, but it's not the world's responsibility to figure you out when you don't make sense. Have some respect for the time of the people around you and make the effort to be clear to them. It'll save you both time and make you appear more intelligent. But I forget, these days intelligence is for chumps, right?