[Raging Idiot]

That's right, things aren't the same around here since the good colonel was captured. Aparently his captors are now forcing him to tell us that our civilian stuff is "just as good" as his military grade ROM arsenal.
This has the signature of a pre-emptive strike by Steve Jobs against the next generation IPhone-killing ROMS which colonel and his army would otherwise unleash. Fear not, the colonel is bigger and meaner than even Rambo and will soon burn the Icamp down with the launch of the third generation upgraded IPKROMS.
Make them burn with envy. Godspeed Colonel.

OoRah!