I could be a backup developer, but I'm not the best choice

- I can build in the kitchen ok, and I can make OEMs, but when things go bad in the baseline I am much better at pointing at them and saying "bad!" then actually fixing them (at least with this odd black-box environment we're stuck with

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But if no one steps forward, I can be an alternate.
No matter what - whoohoo... when is the project launch party?