[Red49er]

In good news, I was able to get my phone to display the RUU screen, but it just sits at 0%.

Edit: The RUU fails (at 0%, after several minutes) and gives me a 262: Update Error. Going through the recovery process and getting myself back to the bootloader yields a rinse and repeat process. :/

Edit2: I've tried using the .40 unlocker, and just a standard custom rom, but the RUU always gives the same error.
In case it helps, windows can recognize my device as a wince whatever if its in the bootloader, but in any other mode its just an unknown device. This means I can run titan_exitbl.exe and it will reboot my device into normal mode (although it doesn't boot).