So, I upgraded my phone to the 5060 release, saw that if it was the first time I needed to do a hard reset for the new file structure, so I did that. Then when I unplugged it from USB, it would reboot, and reboot, and reboot, unless it was plugged into the USB to the computer. Wall plug, and it would still reboot endlessly.

Well, it was because my bootloader was old, a mere 1.20, whereas it needed to be 2.40. Did the upgrade, and it fixed all the problems. Thanks to the guys in IRC for helping me figure this one out.