[Raging Idiot]

I'm not sure if it's the heating or something involving the radiation, but the GPS DOES seem to work after you put it in the Microwave for about 20 seconds.
It appears to unlock the flux capacitor which allows the update that is to be released in the near future to be auto-downloaded.
If that doesn't work, try putting it in the oven at about 300-400 degrees for about 10 minutes.... add bread for an easier BM.
Likely needing one right about now because your so full of _.


Raging Idiot