[JohnnyOnTheSpot]

Ok, I'm going to toss something out here. The only way I know how to make a backup is Titanium, which is pretty cumbersome. If I can make a quick backup that will literally return me to the status quo, I don't care about wiping. I just don't feel like doing anything after.

Everything spoken after that might as well be in a foreign language, so I guess I'll take the easiest.

I mean, would the easiest way be to someone get it to redirect to clockwork recovery? It seems that would help at least, right? Unless I'm incapable of doing so at this stage.