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My recommendation is to lay it flat on the side walk.crazy glue it preffered. Then go to the roof of your building and tear the door off and sledge hammer the entrace to a diameter of 6 feet. Go to your local grand majestic piano reseller and ask the to sell you thw biggest heaviest grand piano thet can provide. Purchase it. Go back home and have a crane company delivery the piano to the roof. Once dilivered, put skate boards on all the legs of thw piano. The when its ready to push, tie a rope to one of the legs of the grand piano and tie the other end to your ankle. Then, to the count of 3... Heave! Aim for the center of the screen.
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