Hehe. I feel you on the Verizon phones. I left them about a year and half ago and have never looked back
Right now, I have a nice Dell Lattitude D620 laptop. I also have a few D400 and a D510 laptops as well, but the D620 is the nicer one. They all have the OEM (and unused) Win XP pro license sticker on bottom. We use a XP VLA key so the dell OEM XP keys never even get used.
The 620 has 1 gig of ram in it, but I can see if I can round up an extra 1 gig stick for it if you are interested.