This thread reminds me of this website:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
He completely bashes the Iphone and makes comparisons to his Nokia E70, but they are well deserved bashes. It's pretty funny, too.
First of all, the E70 has a full keyboard, not some shitty stripped down, tap-and-pray smudgy piece of shit. Nokia uses a technology that's even more advanced than the iPhone's tap screen, allowing you to actually feel the keys you press as you're pressing them! The technology is called "tactile response," and it allows you to do things like dial a phone number without staring at your screen like a shit-chucking ape. In fact, every other cellphone ever made has this technology, sometimes called "buttons."
Absolute gold.