OK,
You're both wrong. If Batman worked at Sprint he would just have Alfred hack into your account and find out what malevolent apps you've been downloading, so technically it IS possible.
Now how about we all cut out the puerile name calling and senseless bashing. If someone is as cranially inferior as you would have the rest of us believe, then certainly attempting to prove that point with logic is an exercise in futility.
So let's play nice. This is a great start! Notice that dude's awesome huge ear!