[AbuMusaab]

Hey guys!

I was at the store the other day and out of the corner of my eye, I saw this green movement. I'm not the type of guy that is easily distracted, but this was different. I went to investigate, and followed the movements. I went behind tables and shelves, and everntually rounded a corner when I came upon it...a leprechaun! I couldn't believe it! I gave chase, and the little guy put up one hell of a fight. I grabbed onto his little green coat but he broke loose. As I held the little coat in my hand, I looked at my target as he ran off. He was wearing a Sprint dress shirt and name tag, "Patrick." I threw his clothing to the ground and finally cornered him. I grabbed him by his tiny neck and demanded the release date of the ROM for the Mogul. He asked me to lean in, to tell me the secret. I gave him my ear. He whispered "next week," and then bit down hard onto my ear. He broke free from my grasp as I clutched my wound, and I let out a great cry! It was all worth it, I thought, as long as the ROM comes out next week. Otherwise, I'm on the hunt for my new "friend," Patrick.

There you have it...straight from the Sprint leprechaun's mouth. You're welcome.