Ok, sorry to not post earlier, job has me beaten. Anyways, well the way it happened was like this, I was sitting down eating peacefully my lunch at a local fast food. There was a guy with his kid to my right a couple of tables,a guy across from me a couple of tables and a lady waiting for their meal. When I seat down to eat I have the dumbass habit of taking out my keys, my phone and anything bothersome out of my pockets and placing them on the table(hey i like to be comfortable alright). I start eating my meal while reading the local paper, get half way through, get up to refill, sit back down, continue eating and read paper. Finish eating, about 10 mins pass since sat back down, put paper away and start looking for phone, gone. Now, the guy with the kid were still there, the lady waiting for her meal was gone, saw her leave tho before i got up to refill. Only person different, the guy accross from me. Panicked, asked the guy with the kid about it, said he didnt see nothing, asked the employees, didnt see nothing. Went outside to try and spot the guy but no luck, now remember about 10 mins had passed sinced i sat back down from getting up to refill. Bastard was long gone by then. Tried calling it with my work phone but no answer. I guuess I fall under the statistic of "played".
I dont know people, If your goin to rob from someone, rob a wealthy fat crooked cat, not an average barely middle class regular guy. Yes if I would of caught him, destination:bathroom, tied his ass up, face inside toilet, blowtorched his mouth open whilst a buffet of all you can eat mix of piss/mysh.it purd in nice n slow.
