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Originally Posted by gator352
Yeah, it's all good! We have a 9 month old and he is a pistol and we bicker back and forth. When she leaves for work, I text her telling her that I'm so miserable, It's almost as if she was here....
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Ah.... young love. God I miss those days. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
After you're in it for 20 years, you'll be able to telepathically tell her that you hate her up to 5 miles away.
If you're miserable at 9 months, wait until the baby is 2. Complete pain the rear until 18, even then still.
What you guys need is a date night. Find somebody to sit with the little monster. Just you and your woman. Go out to eat, movie, few drinks, then get a room and (viagra if needed) and go at it like newleyweds. Then come home 5 or 6AM and you'll both feel a lot better.
Or you can get a hooker. Cheaper and easier.
Hooker. Go with the hooker. You'll feel better. AND! If you use a condom, you're not really bangin her.
Heat sinks. Wow! THe mind of HTC huh,.
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