[Fat Tony]

WOW! I AM SO FRICKIN HAPPY I CAN WHISTLE DIXIE OUT OF MY REAR END!

You know, my life IS more colorful and easy! The greens are just so much... GREENER! The sky is su much BLUER! My dogs nipples are so much TANNER!

And I can testify that the add ons did bring on a different feeling. One brought a feeling of happiness, another brought joy, one made me horny, one made me energetic, YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THESE!

Ya know, in the morning, I did get that cup of morning coffee and dammit if it didn't taste better!

In the afternoon I did infact get me some nourishment and all be damned if I didn't feel more nourished. My protein made my muscles grow! My carbs gave me more energy! My fat made me fatter! My sugars made me sweeter! RAPTURE!

I also did get to know worlds. Living in burbs Charlotte North Carolina you feel like it's just you and the NASCAR fans and their museum. Did you know that New York has a baseball team that has won 27 world championships! They have two teams! They've got leagalized gambling in a state called Nevada! You can play poker but with REAL money! They've got nude dancers on ice! They've got brothels with CLEAN girls! OH JOY! The worlds I've experienced!

After work? I indeed enjoyed something with my friend. We got real close and watch the 4.3 inch screen and watched Beaches with Bette Midler. We laughed, we cried, we hugged, we got closer. Then at the same time, we both said to each other "YOU are the wind beneath my wings!"

Also I've got to say, my day was better then nice! It was EFFING WONDERFUL! Thank you Dolphin team for making me enjoy my life, my coffee, my nourishment, my friend and making my every day life more enjoyable. May God bless you. Every one of you! I'm so happy! This is the greatest thing to happen since... EVER!

Life is easier with Dolphin!