So, I went to Verizon yesterday to confront them AGAIN about all of my imagio problems. They told me that I could replace it again (would be my 4th replacement) or go online and buy a certified pre-owned phone.
Well, sobeit I had my girlfriend with me and she complained. A lot. Turns out now they are giving us BOTH an early upgrade on our accounts, and she didn't even ask for one on hers. They said we could have the Droid X. WOOP