[skoobz]

i like my roms like an aztec king likes his sacraficial women...no, not screaming with their hearts torn out. i like them as virgins, with little on them as possible. you can keep your annoying boot up sounds and tacky start up animations and 400 programs that i'll never use where i'd have to weed them out but can't because most of the programs you can't uninstall. i don't tweet, but most chefs leave it in so it's there for me, taunting me. (use nelson's voice) it's taunting me with "ha-ha". you don't use me, but i'm heeeere! i like MIKROM where you can strip it down and build it back up to your personal preference. sure some might go for features and eyecandy, but let me decide what i want it to look like.