Sigh. You're probably right. A girl can dream though
As for running exe's, I just found a new program called Darwine
http://darwine.en.softonic.com/mac/download
It can be a little buggy, but so far it's been working not too badly for me. It ran this damn exe up until Skyscape decided it had a bug up its butt (sorry, I get annoyed when companies will develop for every mobile platform, including the iPhone and iPad, but refuse to have any support for OSX....k, climbing down from soapbox now)
Thanks for the help - I'm gonna go sneak over to my roommate's PC now