[TPMJB]

WTF?! Discharged it completely somehow...put some charge into it and now it magically works.

I am upset that I just spent money on a new phone...

Edit: Well it doesn't boot completely, but I've got bootloader. Let's try flashing a rom hrm?

EDIT EDIT: Weird, it won't stay booted. It will boot for a while, but when I move it, or if I just leave it alone, it will randomly reboot. I don't understand it at all. It's almost as if there's a short.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: Flashed new energy rom, works fine. No rebooting or anything. USB to PC doesn't work though, and hasn't for quite some time.